Get your shit in order, and get your training in order. Start kicking ass, and...– Jim Wendler, the 5/3/1 Strength Training Manual (via jetlifebb)
Drinking on a school night
Is never a good idea. And I have to do it all again tomorrow…
Feet don't fail me now
The juice ain’t worth the squeeze.
Also, American Dad porn...
Words can't describe how happy
Late night American Dad makes me.
pragmatismandtechnicality-deact asked: If I met you in real life, I'd take you to Nandos and insert a whole chicken in you then I'd buy you a lovely little bowl of frozen yoghurt ;)
As long as you haven’t given up, you haven’t lost.– (via ihateashgrant)
lou-labelle asked: They are soundo, I am going to sing loudly in a mo. Maybe i will sing chav AND dave. Close enough!
My hair looks better this morning
Than it did last night. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
Hello Anno 2070
I like a girl that can club me ‘round the head and fuck me while I’m...